
This Sunday is Father's Day and I ask the question, why is it so hard to find good Father's Day gifts? It seems that all there is out there is the predictable line up of items. Ties, money clips, laptop cases, desk sets, tool kits, mini tool kits, bbq/grill accessories, monogrammed handkerchiefs (three in a box) and of course there are the ubiquitous pyramid displays of cuff links. Now, if your Dad just loves any of these items, that's great because your shopping experience is like shooting fish in a barrel, my friend.
My Dad is not in love with any of those items. He is a tennis player but long ago we exhausted giving all the items you can give a tennis player. He likes to read and books are great but we've given a myriad of books over time so that's a little stale too. We've also got him covered on electronics for a while. He's very tall so buying clothes for him is a risky proposition.
However, I am a risk taker and I am exhibiting this trait in three ways.
First, I bought him a T-shirt. Sounds pretty chintzy but stick with me, my story gets better. So right off the bat I've broken the "don't try to buy clothes for the giraffe, er, I mean your father" rule. This isn't any T-shirt mind you, it's a DC Comics Aquaman T-shirt. Long story short, my nephews have been calling him that forever due to a beach incident - enough said. I calculate he will love it and that it will fit. You can't tell from the picture but the letters are some kind of fuzz. Trust me this has my Dad's name written all over it, in a manner of speaking.
Second, I am making a lavish lunch on Sunday at my place, of which three of the dishes are ones I have never made before.
Third, I am counting on the fact that his sleeping disorder and the trouble it's caused this weekend will keep him from reading the blog so he won't see his present before Sunday. As if the "beach incident" isn't mysterious enough.
Some of my Dad's signature quotes:
"Hello, Old Bean."
"Only the Shadow knows."
"You've got a looooong way to go for a champion."
"If you're gonna hoot with the owls all night you can't soar with the eagles in the morning."